Friday, February 29, 2008
Interesting reading
A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. The man looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. the man asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, he asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said
"Lady leave me alone! I'm married!!!!"
Easy Vs. Difficult
Easy is to get a place in someone's address book
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes
Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue
Easy is to hurt someone who loves us
Difficult is to heal the wound
Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness
Easy is to set rules
Difficult is to follow them
Easy is to dream every night
Difficult is to fight for a dream
Easy is to show victory
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity
Easy is to admire a full moon
Difficult to see the other side
Easy is to stumble with a stone
Difficult is to get up
Easy is to enjoy life every day
Difficult is to give its real value
Easy is to promise something to someone
Difficult is to fulfil that promise
Easy is to say we love
Difficult is to show it every day
Easy is to criticize others
Difficult is to improve oneself
Easy is to make mistakes
Difficult is to learn from them
Easy is to weep for a lost love
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it
Easy is to think about improving
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action
Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt
Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give
Easy is keep the friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings
Easy to read this
Difficult to follow
Easy is to get a place in someone's address book
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes
Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue
Easy is to hurt someone who loves us
Difficult is to heal the wound
Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness
Easy is to set rules
Difficult is to follow them
Easy is to dream every night
Difficult is to fight for a dream
Easy is to show victory
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity
Easy is to admire a full moon
Difficult to see the other side
Easy is to stumble with a stone
Difficult is to get up
Easy is to enjoy life every day
Difficult is to give its real value
Easy is to promise something to someone
Difficult is to fulfil that promise
Easy is to say we love
Difficult is to show it every day
Easy is to criticize others
Difficult is to improve oneself
Easy is to make mistakes
Difficult is to learn from them
Easy is to weep for a lost love
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it
Easy is to think about improving
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action
Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt
Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give
Easy is keep the friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings
Easy to read this
Difficult to follow
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